Things One Can Learn from Isabella:
1) Just because your mother won three oscars doesn't mean you can't one day frolic on television in oversized animal costumes while educating the world and simulating animal and bug sex.
Isabella Rossellini has a twin?? That's just crazy.
I'm glad I don't have a twin. But if I did have a twin I think we'd have to dress alike or at least similarly. In matching outfits such as these
while skating like that. We'd be expensive twins, since we'd be figure skaters. We'd have expensive tastes. Or at least we'd learn to move in synchronization at all times. At the very least! Like this
or dress exactly exactly the same
Maybe. What was I talking about? Oh, right. This woman
When I grow up, I wanna be. Just like her. BEE JUST LIKE HER.