How come none of you jerks ever told me how cute red pandas are??
If I had known I would've immediately begun to formulate some sort of plan to kidnap one! Or at least look more like one. We can learn a lot from the red panda. Firstly, it is not a panda! And neither am I! And neither are you! So we have that in common.
Unless you are a red panda, in which case, either a) look out behind you cause I'm about to red pandanap you, or b) don't look out because I cannot move as I am too stunned and amazed that a red panda could have the ingenuity and knowhow needed to get to and then operate a computer.
Did I say leaves? I think I meant an iPod. In my case. We're both very expressive.
And, most importantly, we both have long and luxurious tails. And love secrets!
You can also call it these things:
Fire Cat, Common Panda, Fox Bear, Red Cat, Himalayan Raccoon, Cokoloaca Pigara, Gambawarella, Crimson Ngo, Sankam, Thokya, Wokdonka.
You can call me a few of those things, too. If you wanted to. I'd like best to be a Wokdona or a Cokoloaca Pigara. Kind of reminds me of Willy Wonka and Coca Cola. Or Coco Rocha.
Look at Coco go!