Thursday, December 24, 2009

ooh la la


NOTE - If you want to dress up in a costume-like outfit, but you're scared...don't be!  Most people are wearing costumes most of the time anyway!  Pretending those are their real clothes - but what is life and being sociable if not one giant costume party masquerade ball Under the Sea dance??  At least your costume will probably be more fun.  And mine will definitely be more fun!!
HOT TIP - If you want many Gaga concert-goers to take your picture, wear a Gaga-like outfit.

"Don't be fooled by my name.  In real life,  I'm very big."

You know what was a shame?  I'll tell you if you don't!  Cary Elwes and his aging.  What happened to that guy!?  I'll tell you what!  A facial external implosion.

A Facial External Implosion, or FEI, is most commonly found in males and is a phenomenon in which it seems as though a marshmallow is rapidly expanding in their heads making their faces all squishy and saggy yet still puffy somehow.
I don't like it.  It makes me unhappy.  But Cary was in Robin Hood: Men in Tights, among many other wonderful things.  At least we have our memories.

And, of course, the inimitable, Latrine.

PS C-mas Holiday Special coming tomorrow!

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