These guys really look/ed alike.
These ladies don't.
When people tell people they look like celebrities it's very boring. I'd rather have someone tell me I look like an inanimate object. Like, "OMG - you look just like a chair!" That's at least mildly interesting. Or, "Wow - has anyone ever told you that you look just like a boiled ham?" And you might be insulted, but this would be a mistake. People love chairs and boiled hams. And they are beautiful things to some people.
And if not that, wouldn't you rather be compared at least to a neat cartoon or fictional character than a dumb old person? Like if someone was all, "Hey - you really remind me of Mrs. Potts from Beauty and the Beast." You'd know what they think of you.
So that probably means you're an amazing dresser, own a successful candy company, have great musical abilities and hang out with odd colored little people who are mediocre dancers that can't really cartwheel to save a donkey. Also, maybe, you don't mind child murder.
Or maybe you look like a sleepy puppy.
ORPAH!! NO! ORPAH. ORPAH, HUSH!! Puppies are trying to sleep.