and a new one named Buddy Bear Maurice.
I'm not much for babies, but if you could name them like animals I think it'd be a different story. I think people would like their kids a lot more if they were more like puppies and kittens. I mean, I know people already love their kids and that's mostly because they have to. But they'd totally actually like them if they were like little fuzzy animals who do the darndest people-like things! People aren't cute when they do people-like things because they're already people!! Sure, dogs are cute when they do dog-like things, but dog-like things are so much cuter than people-like things. And then when they do a people thing?? It is just too much.
Like, I can sit in a chair. Watch! I'll try it three times!
And now look at this dog sitting like a people in a chair -
There's no contest! This little gentleman is just so much more adorable! And I had three chances! And I'm already adorable! Imagine the heights of this pup's adorability if he beat me in just one sit!
Anyway, Jamie is supercool and had some crazy garden and grows these crazy purple Hyacinth beans. They are purple!! They have purple shells!!
Why has nobody told me about this?? I love foods in unexpected colors! Yellow tomatoes. And. Uh. Whatever. I'm sure there are other ones. I'm imagining a blue donut, but I was thinking more like things that grow. And I've never seen a donut tree. At least not a blue one. WAIT - there are crazy colored carrots. I like those guys.
I've gotten off track here.
The point probably is - I want to go adopt some baby animals. And another point probably is I want a snack. And a last point, since points come in threes except on stars and in The Point and a lot of other things, is you should name your babies after animals - i.e. Wizard, Cowboy, Bandit, Moose, Biscuit, Flower and Flour. Yes. Flour. With a 'u' - just for the whynot of it. Just because you can.