We turn down suggestions from professionals because are we not the professional body owners?? Of our own bodies? I believe we are. And we think we know best. And when you feel like a sick pile of worm dumps, you think it would be great to try and fancy yourself up to feel better. To look better is to feel better, sometimes.
We know nothing would be finer than to be an elegant spectacle. Like Marla Hooch.
And so we make a spectacle of ourselves. Because it seems like a good idea at the time.
From me to you.
Even when you feel like poo on a shoe of a bear from Peru.
How to give yourself a Sexy Makeover.