Sometimes I feel like Max Fischer in Rushmore. And those times are when I write hit plays and direct them (sort of on the directing but whatever). I never realized quite exactly how much fun putting together a play in real life could be. Sure, I know how fun it is to pretend you're putting on a play when you're IN another play or IN a movie. Not really actually since I've never done either of those things but who cares? NOT THIS GAL! But to really do it really real in the real world and real life? SO FUN.
To digress, did you all know Judy Garland was supposed to be a little girl in the Wizard of Oz? I had NO idea for years. She always kind of creeped me out in that movie, but when I found out she was supposed to be Shirley Temple originally that is NUTS. She's like a lady with full on lady parts prancing around pretending she's 10? That's CRAZY. And unnecessary! It's like me getting cast in a Disney Channel show for TWEENS, which sure is a dream but is impossible because I am too OLD and I know it. I know it. But oh, if I could - I'd get to wear such colorful and sassy outfits!
Anyway. I think I was saying it's fun to do plays. And I wanna do one again. And if any channel wants to cast me in the part of a cheeky teenager who wears sparkly outfits and falls down a lot, I'm around. Just hanging out. Soooo. Yeah.