Thursday, February 11, 2016

Tina Fey's Boring Dress

In anticipation of awards show fashion to come, I have to ask: How does this happen?
You might be thinking, how does what happen? She looks fine. I'm saying this dress stinks. It looks like a Jessica McClintock prom dress. Not even a McClintock reject, because that would be better.
 I don't understand how these things happen. When you're a celebrity who can basically wear whatever you want in the world and you have a swat team of people to tell you whether or not you look fantastic, how does such a boring dress happen? Tina. You're better than this. At least wear something super weird if you're not gonna wear something super-spectacular.

Like remember that time everyone wore capes to the Golden Globes?
That was really weird, but we as a collective human body were just, like, okay. This makes sense. And it wasn't really okay, but at least it was SOMETHING. 
I mean, I don't know about you, but I'd rather wear an idiotic cape and look like a goddamn glamorous superhero than like I got lost on the way to the prom.

Would you rather be a Thor?
Or would you rather look like an Aria running through prom with that weird dumb bow thing on her head?

Just. Think about it.